1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:05,455 ♪♪ 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,564 ♪ Love ♪ 3 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:18,389 ♪ exciting and new ♪ 4 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:22,556 ♪ come aboard ♪ 5 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:26,437 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 6 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:30,736 ♪ and love ♪ 7 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:34,622 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 8 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:38,501 ♪ let it flow ♪ 9 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:42,790 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 10 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:46,246 ♪ the love boat ♪ 11 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:51,337 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 12 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,636 ♪ the love boat ♪ 13 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,891 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 14 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:01,305 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 15 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:07,324 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 16 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,990 ♪ and love ♪ 17 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:15,070 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 18 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:18,998 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 19 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:23,328 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 20 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:27,996 ♪ it's love ♪ 21 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:34,047 ♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪ 22 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,363 Your call will be ready in just a minute, gopher. 23 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,569 This is ridiculous, man. 24 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,529 I know I am not related to Farnsworth. 25 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:50,439 Just ask your mother. 26 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,567 She may know something you don't know. 27 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:53,994 Well, I certainly hope so, 28 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,702 because every minute on this phone 29 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,162 is gonna cost me a fortune. 30 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,702 Don't worry. I'm gonna keep you posted. 31 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,656 Call's ready now, gopher. You can pick up right there. 32 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,037 All right. You ready? 33 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,043 Okay. Now, go. 34 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:06,044 Hi, mom. It's burl. 35 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,585 Who?! 36 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,129 You'll have to talk louder. I can't hear you. 37 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,883 Burl, mom! 38 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,546 Burl! 39 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,724 Your son, burl Smith! 40 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,053 15 seconds. 41 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:21,717 Mom, look, there is a man here named -- 42 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,638 what? 43 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:25,595 I said, "do you know what time it is?" 44 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,727 It is 6:30 in the morning! 45 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,404 Well, it's not 6:30 here, mom. It's -- what? 46 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,233 30 seconds. 47 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,897 Mom, it's tomorrow here. 48 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,406 Where you are, it's yesterday. See? 49 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,948 Burl, are you drunk? Are you sure? 50 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,202 Well, it's nice to hear your voice anyway. 51 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,366 I don't hear from you anymore. 52 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:46,294 This is the first time I've heard from you 53 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,964 since the last time. 54 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,212 Where are you? 55 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,094 45 seconds. 56 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,094 South pacific. 57 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,920 Oh, I love that show. 58 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,126 Of course, my favorite was "Annie get your gun." 59 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,387 No, mom, don't sing, please. 60 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:01,759 ♪ There's no business like show business ♪ 61 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,888 ♪ like no business I know ♪ 62 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,726 Oh, I used to rock you to sleep with that one 63 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,732 when you were a little boy. 64 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:12,904 ♪ Everything about it is appealing ♪ 65 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,574 ♪ everything the traffic will allow ♪ 66 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:17,113 I got the album, mom. 67 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,106 One minute. 68 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,657 Mom, look, please. 69 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,581 I'm in a hurry. This is important! 70 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:25,910 Say, guess who I bumped in to downtown yesterday? 71 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,917 I can't. 72 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:31,629 Well, that's probably the day after tomorrow where you are. 73 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,301 That's a joke, son. 74 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,299 You'll never guess in a hundred years. 75 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,142 Come on, now. Take a guess. Come on. 76 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,138 Just one guess. Just one. 77 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,470 Cousin Hector. 78 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,175 No. No. Guess again. 79 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,975 Mom, I don't have time to play guessing games, mom! 80 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,480 A minute, 15. 81 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,151 Mom, look, I'm on the ship. I'm calling from work. 82 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:54,030 I told you where we are! We're in the south pac-- 83 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:56,988 okay. No. Mom, we're in the islands off Australia. 84 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,700 Azalea? I thought that was a flower. 85 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:03,161 Australia, mom! The islands off Australia! 86 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:04,412 A minute, 30. 87 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,664 What difference does it make what islands?! 88 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,787 I'm sorry, mom. Okay. Sure. 89 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:14,045 Uh, vila, Suva... 90 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,458 Savusavu. 91 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,456 Savusavu. 92 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:17,467 A minute, 45. 93 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,418 A minute, 45. 94 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,968 Mom! Mom, look! 95 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:23,141 I have to ask you something very, very important, mom! 96 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:26,021 I thought you were calling from Los Angeles. 97 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,849 I didn't know that you were so far away. 98 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,645 You don't have to call me from way out there. 99 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:34,189 This must be costing you a fortune. 100 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,864 You don't have to call me from out there. 101 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,033 Just drop me a card. 102 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,491 Mom! Mom! 103 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,610 She hung up on me! 104 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,910 That's 2 minutes and 1 second. 105 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,544 That means they're gonna charge you for the third minute. 106 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,671 I'm gonna have to be related to Farnsworth 107 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,378 just to break even on the phone call. 108 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,854 Wait till I show dad these shells we picked. 109 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,854 Yeah. 110 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,353 I'm sorry, everybody. The captain sends his apologies, 111 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,266 but he won't be joining us for dinner. 112 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:14,524 Is he all right, doc? 113 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:16,065 Not exactly. 114 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,399 I had to give him something for a mild stomach disorder. 115 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,074 You should try giving him paupau. 116 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,783 Paupau? 117 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:22,703 Papaya. 118 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,620 The islanders use it for tummy problems. 119 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,240 Really? That's interesting. 120 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:33,247 Tell me, do the islanders have cures for other problems, too? 121 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:37,052 For many. Not all. 122 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:54,694 This is all wrong. 123 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,941 I should be in the middle. 124 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,272 You're an unmarried couple, I at least have been married to her. 125 00:05:58,357 --> 00:06:00,067 Im staying right where I am. 126 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,951 It's morally wrong for a single man to sleep next to a single 127 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,069 lady especially when they're in bed with an ex-husband. 128 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:09,737 Will you two try to get some sleep? 129 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:10,747 [ Knock on door ] 130 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,208 Who is it? 131 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:15,708 Me, Wayne! I've got a message from Mr. Farnsworth. 132 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:16,922 What is it? We're in bed! 133 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:19,301 Well he told me to deliver it in person, and it can't be 134 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:21,338 in person through a door. 135 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,302 Quick, hide in the bathroom! 136 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,722 Coming Wayne! 137 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,801 Come in? Ok! 138 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:32,774 You should lock your door at night. 139 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:36,310 I forgot to bring these flowers earlier, but Mr. Farsnworth 140 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:40,315 wanted me to tell you that- boy, you sure got a lumpy bed. 141 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:42,689 Well, I always sleep with my feet up on pillows. 142 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,657 Oh, his doctor just says it's wonderful for his circulation. 143 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,368 Yeah, makes the blood go to the head. 144 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:50,328 That makes sense. We used to have a pet possum, name was 145 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:54,999 Archie, he used to hang by his tail from a tree all the time. 146 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,501 He never had a sick day in his life. 147 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:03,633 [Grunting] 148 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:06,724 I'm sorry that I woke ya, but Mr. Farnsworth thought these 149 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,391 flowers might put you in a romantic mood. 150 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:14,140 He said something about having a baby named after him. 151 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,225 Happy dreams! 152 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,435 I almost smothered under there! 153 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,527 Well we have the rest of the night. You wanna try it again? 154 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:39,077 [ Knock on door ] 155 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,716 Melanie...i, uh, was just on my way to bed. 156 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:54,063 Is your stomach feeling any better, captain? 157 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,180 Yes. Thank you. 158 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,727 So I see. 159 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:01,480 Dr. Bricker must be quite a miracle worker. 160 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,234 Uh... 161 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,525 Why don't I admit it, Melanie? 162 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,900 I've been avoiding you. 163 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,777 That's obvious, merrill. But why? 164 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,405 I've been asking myself the same question. 165 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,872 Please believe me. I do care for you. 166 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:17,793 I care for you. 167 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,582 Surely you must know that. 168 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,496 Yes. 169 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:25,764 But I guess I just need more time to... 170 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,798 To think things out. 171 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,262 I understand. 172 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,392 I didn't expect to feel this way either. 173 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,140 It's my fault the way things have gone. 174 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,893 I'm sorry. 175 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:40,274 Please. You have nothing to apologize for -- nothing. 176 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,773 Perhaps I'm being too direct, 177 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:46,435 too quick in telling you how I really feel about you. 178 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:48,645 But that's the way it is 179 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,946 and always has been with the island people. 180 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:52,951 I know. 181 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,702 You mean you remember. 182 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,406 Good night, merrill. 183 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,343 I'm mad at you, merrill. 184 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,709 I'm supposed to be the guy who kisses the girls 185 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,007 and makes them cry. 186 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,301 Adam, what am I doing? 187 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,095 Falling in love with someone half my age... 188 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:19,020 Falling in love with a memory. 189 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,310 I don't know which it is... 190 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,555 Or which is worse. 191 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,357 I'm old enough to be... 192 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,440 Her husband? 193 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,470 Beautiful. 194 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:57,352 Hmm. Takes your breath away, doesn't it? 195 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,730 Sure does, and I'm not talking about the moonlight. 196 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,614 If that's a compliment, sir, I accept. 197 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,533 "And her eyes told me stories 198 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,820 "that I had never heard before. 199 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,414 "And her lips made me promises 200 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,580 that still there was more." 201 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,039 What's that from? 202 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,539 That's a poem that I wrote... 203 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,041 A long time ago. 204 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,883 I mean, a long, long time ago. 205 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,879 Who'd you write it for? 206 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,381 I never knew, not until now. 207 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:36,684 Bill... 208 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:40,851 You know, just the little time that we've been together, 209 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,521 I mean, well, it's really something. 210 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,231 I've felt things that I never thought 211 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,192 that I could feel again, 212 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,612 that I ever wanted to feel again. 213 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,611 Please. There's something I have to say. 214 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:53,743 I don't want to hear that, 215 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,739 none of that about where you've been, what you've done. 216 00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:02,082 No. It's just here and now. That's all I care about. 217 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:05,371 Do you really think it could be that way? 218 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,916 It can if we want it to be. 219 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,585 Do we? 220 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,091 You don't really know me. 221 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,596 I don't want to hear it. 222 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,929 Well? What do you say? 223 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,232 ♪ Good night, sweetheart ♪ 224 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,225 ♪ till we meet tomorrow ♪ 225 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,777 ♪ good night, sweetheart ♪ 226 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,030 ♪ dreams will -- ♪ 227 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,452 Bill? 228 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,741 Take me with you. 229 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,577 Where? 230 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,884 Wherever you're going. 231 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,443 Now, the last line is: 232 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:21,815 [Singing in Fijian] 233 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,827 Perfect! Now you can speak Fijian! 234 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,290 I used to teach this to my children in English. It's called 235 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,831 “the big ship” 236 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,004 now let's start from the beginning. 237 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:45,933 [Singing in Fijian] 238 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:46,515 [Singing in Fijian] 239 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,519 Wonderful! Wonderful! 240 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,311 Thank you Melanie. 241 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,194 Well I hope you're impressed! 242 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,691 I am. 243 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,654 You certainly have a wonderful way with children. 244 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,864 Thank you. 245 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:01,863 And I should know. Because I've been acting like a child. 246 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,697 I'm sorry we got off to a bad start. 247 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:08,833 I take full blame for that. 248 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:16,383 If it's not too late, I hope we can begin again. 249 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,512 Can we? 250 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:27,684 You must be captain stubing. I'm Melanie kalani. 251 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,028 We're now docking in Suva, Fiji's capital, 252 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:42,069 located on the picturesque island of viti levu. 253 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,574 While here, enjoy a tour of breathtaking thurston gardens, 254 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,238 and don't forget a visit to the Fiji museum. 255 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,407 Also, try to see the mystifying ceremony of the firewalkers, 256 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,247 and a must on your list should be exotic orchid island. 257 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,423 [ Singing in Fijian ] 258 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,495 Bula! 259 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,495 Bula! 260 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,495 Bula! 261 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,495 Bula! 262 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,126 [ Shouting ] 263 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,136 Bula and welcome, ladies and gentlemen, 264 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,849 to the ancient and mystical ceremony 265 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,270 of the firewalkers. 266 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,478 This event is a tradition passed 267 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,149 from generation to generation 268 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,648 by the sawau tribe of beqa island. 269 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,111 In Fiji, the word for firewalking is "vilavilairevo," 270 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,822 which means "jumping into the oven." 271 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:08,494 [ Drumming and chanting ] 272 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,494 What are you thinking about? 273 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,247 You really want to know? 274 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,670 I wouldn't have asked. 275 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:21,299 I was thinking what a truly remarkable man you are. 276 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,838 Hmm. 277 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:26,181 Well, you're not only attractive and beautiful, 278 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,798 but you're also very intelligent. 279 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,178 The timbers you see here 280 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,484 have burned upon the rocks for six hours, 281 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,638 heating them until they are white-hot. 282 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,187 Once the pit is made ready, 283 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,980 their leader, called a bete, beckons the men forward 284 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,895 to perform this mystifying act. 285 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,863 [ Rhythmic clanging, clapping, and chanting ] 286 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,696 [ Shouting ] 287 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,342 Their feet aren't burned, and they experience no pain. 288 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:12,390 I could do what those guys do, but I'm too modest. 289 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:16,731 I don't want people to see me in bare feet. 290 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,889 In preparation for this ceremony, 291 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:22,017 all firewalkers are separated from their wives 292 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,066 for two weeks. 293 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,708 Walking on fiery rocks, 294 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,920 that hurts me just to watch. 295 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,040 You know what their secret is? 296 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:44,918 What? 297 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,763 They don't scream till they get home. 298 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,680 Oh. That's how they do it. 299 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,274 Here comes your uncle or your grandfather or something. 300 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,689 Cut it out, all right? Cut it out. 301 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,610 Great show, huh, Mr. Farnsworth? 302 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,441 Huh? 303 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,486 I know you're related. I just know you are. 304 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,662 Eloise, you remember that missing limb on our family tree? 305 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,584 The one branch of the family we couldn't track down? 306 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,083 Yes, uncle William. 307 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,325 Contact Pendleton at my computer center. 308 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,167 Have him run a check on this, uh, whatever his name is. 309 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,303 Gopher? 310 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,799 Gopher, yes. 311 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,881 Tell him I want a complete readout, and fast. 312 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,805 Look, merrill. Tiki's still here. 313 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,469 When we were youngsters, 314 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,677 we used to come here on holidays 315 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,768 and pretend it was an island god. 316 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,943 If you gave tiki an offering, 317 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,442 he'd give you your wish. 318 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,363 Did your wishes come true? 319 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,532 Sometimes. Would you like to try? 320 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,861 Sure. 321 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,787 You first. 322 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,379 There. I've made my wish. 323 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,428 Do you have yours ready? 324 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,472 As I was watching you, 325 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,675 I realized that everything you do 326 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,807 shows your love for these islands. 327 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,145 I love you for it. 328 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,868 My wish is that this day never ends. 329 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,251 That's just what I wished for. 330 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:58,176 I've forgotten how beautiful these islands are. 331 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,562 I suppose you'd miss them if you ever had to leave. 332 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,180 I love the islands. 333 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,057 But we have a saying -- 334 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,364 "you cannot lose something you really love. 335 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,398 Even if you leave, it's in your heart forever." 336 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,943 Lovely thought. 337 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,736 But I wouldn't want to leave my island. 338 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,871 What reason would I have? 339 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:22,158 Unless it was to marry you. 340 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,584 Marry me. 341 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,912 Of course, merrill. 342 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,417 Or are you still dreaming about the past? 343 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,459 No. My only concern is with the present. 344 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,714 Melanie, you're so much younger than I am. 345 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:36,927 Merrill, I'm a grown woman, and I love you. 346 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,179 If you love me, too, then nothing else matters. 347 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,939 Then nothing else matters. 348 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,454 Tomorrow, when we reach my island, 349 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,621 we can announce our engagement. 350 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,120 No. I want the world to know today. 351 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:08,002 Today just tell me that you love me. 352 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,496 I love you, Melanie. 353 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,258 We couldn't go see the firewalkers. 354 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,092 No, no. No. We had to rent this wretched truck, 355 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,598 get stuck out here in the middle of nowhere. 356 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,440 Martin, you know gopher tried to arrange a car for us. 357 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,768 This was all that was available. 358 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:31,484 Now, we're lucky to have this. 359 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,523 Lucky?! You call this lucky? 360 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:37,317 Yes, lucky that uncle William doesn't see us all together. 361 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,492 Believe me, he is not all together. 362 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,662 Know what I mean? 363 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,870 Look, we're gonna miss the boat. 364 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,491 Now, will you do something? 365 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,247 For heaven's sake, do something! 366 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,249 All right, I'll do something! 367 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,336 No wonder you divorced him. 368 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,841 He's bonkers. 369 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,013 [ Air horn blows ] 370 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,353 Was that what I think it is? 371 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,508 That depends. 372 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,346 If you think it was a tuba, no. 373 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,692 If you think it was the ship leaving, mm-hmm. 374 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,291 Good evening. 375 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,039 Wayne, how's that Shirley temple tonight? 376 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,172 Oh, it's fine. It's just fine. 377 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,209 Hey, Wayne, how would you like to try one of my Roy Rogers? 378 00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:37,712 Unh-unh. I know what happens to me when I mix my drinks. 379 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,336 Oh, gopher, we haven't gotten any news back yet 380 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,184 from that computer center. 381 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,719 What computer center? What are we talking about? 382 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,394 Oh, nothing. 383 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,892 Doesn't sound like nothing to me. 384 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,184 Look, gopher, if Mr. Farnsworth found out I told you 385 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,938 he's checking to see if you all are related -- 386 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,190 Wayne, shh! 387 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,481 Related? 388 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,074 Related. 389 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,190 Good evening, miss halverson. 390 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,237 Hi, Julie. 391 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:04,699 Gee, I hardly recognized you without Mr. Farnsworth. 392 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:08,331 [ Sighs ] 393 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,867 Julie... 394 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,996 Have you ever been in love, really in love? 395 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,426 Have you ever misled someone? 396 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,969 I might have told a white lie or two, yeah. 397 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:31,385 No, I mean... 398 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,265 Have you ever taken advantage of someone 399 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:36,612 and then felt awful about it? 400 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,228 I don't think so. 401 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:41,775 Hi, Julie. Jessica, I've got to talk to you. 402 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,490 Well, I have to be going anyway. 403 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,411 He's gonna ask you to marry him! 404 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,121 He just told me! [ Laughs ] 405 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,412 What kind of a reaction is this? 406 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,286 I just said he's gonna ask you to marry him. 407 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,463 I'm not gonna give him the chance. 408 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,842 What? 409 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,669 I've changed my mind. 410 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,634 You can't. What'll happen to me? 411 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:08,635 Who knows. Maybe you'll find your conscience. 412 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,470 I found mine. 413 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:27,242 Sorry about missing the ship. 414 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,582 It's all right. It wasn't your fault. 415 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,159 We'll just fly to savusavu 416 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,655 and pick it up tomorrow. 417 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,877 Remember the time in Switzerland when we missed the train, 418 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,839 and we had to spend the night in that little town? 419 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,300 [ Chuckles ] And the inn was full. 420 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:47,511 We stayed in that old boathouse down on the lake. 421 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,722 [ Laughing ] We wound up sleeping in a canoe. 422 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,564 [ Snores ] 423 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:59,518 Jenny... 424 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:02,864 Do you think that people who fall out of love 425 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,531 can fall in again? 426 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:09,029 Maybe, if they gave it a chance. 427 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:12,204 Sort of an interesting thought, isn't it? 428 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,004 Well, yes, it is. 429 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,232 What is going on here? 430 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,065 How did you end up in the middle? 431 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,400 Oh. I forgot to tell you. I walk in my sleep. 432 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:48,445 Will you get up? 433 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,238 We have to find a plane to take us back to the ship. 434 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,083 Oh, right. Why don't you go make the travel arrangements 435 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,789 and wake us when you get back? 436 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,409 Come here, you. 437 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,602 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 438 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,102 Welcome to savusavu, the quaint harbor town 439 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,395 on the island of vanua levu in Fiji. 440 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,149 You can sign up in the lobby 441 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,111 for a scenic drive through the lush, exotic countryside 442 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,782 and the namale plantation 443 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,610 or a tour of the beautiful beaches and sleepy lagoons. 444 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,696 Enjoy your stay. 445 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,417 Where have you been? I had to dress myself. 446 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:48,632 And you did a real fine job, too, for a first try. 447 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,430 Mr. Farnsworth, could you dress yourself 448 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,432 before you was rich? 449 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,644 I could dress myself when I was 7 years old -- 450 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,434 just elastic-top short pants 451 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,308 and a shirt without any buttons on it. 452 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,805 Amazing. 453 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,316 Mr. Farnsworth, I'm gonna do something wrong. 454 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,109 Now, there's a news flash. 455 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:11,952 I'm gonna give you a message you're not supposed to get yet. 456 00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:13,818 It's from your lady friend miss halverson. 457 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,275 I really shouldn't, though, 458 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,365 because she asked me not to give it to you 459 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,830 till after the boat sailed. 460 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,290 But I do work for you, and I am a loyal person. 461 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,831 But a promise is a promise. 462 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,544 Give that to me! 463 00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:32,472 "It just wasn't meant to be. Jessica." 464 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,797 She must be flying home. 465 00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,346 I know she left the ship. 466 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:42,680 The damn phones are not connected at port. 467 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,397 Wayne, you do this right and do it quick. 468 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,478 You're going to have to get to a phone on the dock. 469 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:17,178 [ Bell chimes ] 470 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,557 I'd like a seat on the first plane back 471 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,430 to Sydney, Australia, please. 472 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,227 Yes, ma'am. No problem. 473 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,561 You have to change planes in Suva. 474 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:29,726 Fine. Anything. 475 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:33,404 A single on flight 304 today, please. 476 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,235 Sold out? 477 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,700 Are you sure? 478 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,870 How about through vila? 479 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:40,408 It doesn't go that way. 480 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,412 Then put us on 404. 481 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,905 It can't be. 482 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,457 How about 614? 483 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:52,711 What's happening? 484 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,086 Oh. 485 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,133 I don't believe it. 486 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,757 What is happening? 487 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,393 Someone bought up all the seats on all the flights 488 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,561 out of here for the week. 489 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:14,317 Melanie: Here's my school, merrill -- namale. 490 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,991 This is where I teach. 491 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,609 Beautiful. What does namale mean? 492 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,696 Male is a type of tree. 493 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,332 Namale means "the male tree." 494 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,369 I've never seen a more beautiful place for a school. 495 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,753 If you think the school is beautiful, 496 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,621 wait till you see my children. 497 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:31,627 I can't wait for you to see them. 498 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:40,968 Children: ♪ the big ship sails in the early, early hours ♪ 499 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:43,182 ♪ the early, early hours ♪ 500 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,353 ♪ the early, early hours ♪ 501 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:49,022 ♪ the big ship sails in the early, early hours ♪ 502 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:53,152 ♪ on the last day of September ♪ 503 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:56,991 ♪ the captain sails in the never, never blue ♪ 504 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,858 ♪ the never, never blue ♪ 505 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,815 ♪ the never, never blue ♪ 506 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:04,365 ♪ the captain sails in the never, never blue ♪ 507 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:08,501 ♪ on the last day of September ♪ 508 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,830 ♪ we all dip our heads in the deep blue sea ♪ 509 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,836 ♪ the deep blue sea ♪ 510 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,798 ♪ the deep blue sea ♪ 511 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,669 ♪ we all dip our heads in the deep blue sea ♪ 512 00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:22,676 ♪ on the last day of September ♪ 513 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,348 Ho ho. 514 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,194 You were right. 515 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:36,069 They are thrilled to meet a real American captain. 516 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,737 [ Children speaking Fijian ] 517 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:47,744 And now, once again, in English. 518 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:51,207 Welcome to our island, captain. 519 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:53,789 Thank you. It's wonderful to be here. 520 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,756 We have an announcement to make. 521 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:03,929 The captain and I are going to get married. 522 00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:08,393 I'm going away to live on his big ship. 523 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,782 Philly? 524 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,955 Woman: Goodbye, captain. 525 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:33,408 Goodbye. 526 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,958 Goodbye, miss kulani. 527 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,542 Children? 528 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,047 Goodbye, captain. 529 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,047 Goodbye, captain. 530 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:43,129 Goodbye, miss kulani. 531 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:43,129 Goodbye, miss kulani. 532 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,386 [ Speaking Fijian ] 533 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,757 This is for you. 534 00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:51,677 I made it myself. 535 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,819 [ Engine turns over ] 536 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,140 Riding that little airplane was worse than the truck. 537 00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,972 Last night was just like old times. 538 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,478 What are you doing?! 539 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,360 Well...we've gotta keep up the act. 540 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:25,529 We're back where uncle William can see us. 541 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:26,650 Well, all right. 542 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:30,526 But will you stop looking like you enjoy it so much? 543 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,275 [ Chuckles ] 544 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,538 We hoped you enjoyed your stay in savusavu. 545 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,884 We're now setting course for Sydney. 546 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,499 And then, in 1969, 547 00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:46,296 you married another multimillionaire, 548 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,761 Burton holloway. 549 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,890 You divorced him two years later when he went broke. 550 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:55,719 And in 1972, you became Mrs. Henry halverson -- 551 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,807 also a big earner, but a bigger spender. 552 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:02,273 Is that why you bought up all the airline tickets -- 553 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,315 to get me back on the ship to expose my past? 554 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,570 You dumped halverson in 1978. 555 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:11,572 Now you have your sights set on William Otis Farnsworth. 556 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,738 Or did have. 557 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,997 Well, that's certainly a comprehensive report... 558 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:23,041 Except there's one thing missing. 559 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,626 Really? 560 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:27,708 Yes. 561 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:30,627 It doesn't say that you're the only man 562 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,677 I've ever really loved. 563 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:39,556 You once said that it's here and now that matters -- 564 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:42,102 that's all you care about. 565 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:42,936 That's true, 566 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:45,770 but I didn't want you to be haunted 567 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,437 for the rest of your life by your past. 568 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,817 Because... 569 00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:56,575 I am very interested in your future. 570 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,312 Julie: Here's to the happy couple -- 571 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,851 to Melanie and merrill. 572 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,854 To Melanie and merrill -- 573 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:27,646 hey, you guys can buy MandM's and have monogrammed candy! 574 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:28,822 [ All chuckling ] 575 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,650 Cheers. 576 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,650 Cheers. 577 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:34,565 I had quite a speech prepared with a lot of good jokes, 578 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,655 but Vicki came up with a much better idea. 579 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,871 Yes. 580 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,871 Vicki? 581 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:40,750 [ Singing "the big boat" in Fijian ] 582 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,171 ♪ ...the early, early hours ♪ 583 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,344 ♪ the early, early hours ♪ 584 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:56,183 ♪ the big ship sails in the early, early hours ♪ 585 00:34:56,260 --> 00:35:00,180 ♪ on the last day of September ♪ 586 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:03,684 ♪ the captain sails in the never, never blue ♪ 587 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,848 ♪ the never, never blue... ♪ 588 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,358 [ Singing continues ] 589 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,486 [ Singing stops ] 590 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:31,496 Finally. 591 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:32,877 You really -- 592 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,134 you shouldn't do this to me. 593 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,176 After all, I am an engaged woman. 594 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,721 I know. 595 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,474 The problem is, you're engaged to the wrong man. 596 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:58,447 Martin, there's something we would like to tell you. 597 00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:02,291 I don't think I'm gonna like this. 598 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,297 Melanie... 599 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:28,898 ...i understand. 600 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,478 Your heart is with those children. 601 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,816 I was mistaken to think you ever could leave them. 602 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,329 Your life is your school... 603 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,869 As mine is my ship. 604 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:53,168 No, merrill, it was my mistake. 605 00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:57,132 You once thought I was a dream, 606 00:36:57,214 --> 00:37:01,804 but the truth is, you were my dream -- 607 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,506 a handsome captain who was going to take me away 608 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:08,978 to far-off lands and new and exciting adventures. 609 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:15,824 Then I saw my children... 610 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,490 And the dream ended. 611 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:22,990 I love you, merrill. 612 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,244 I always will. 613 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:31,167 But when we dock tomorrow, I must go back to my island. 614 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,335 Here. 615 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,463 Open it. 616 00:37:51,268 --> 00:37:53,598 "I have not lost you -- 617 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,938 "you are in my heart... 618 00:37:58,275 --> 00:37:59,645 ...forever." 619 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,051 [ Indistinct conversations ] 620 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,200 You are gonna get a bundle! 621 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:47,992 I don't know. I don't know. 622 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,575 Are you kidding? 623 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:52,080 Why would Farnsworth invite you to the family party 624 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,463 if you weren't related? 625 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,879 Here he comes. 626 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,710 Son? 627 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,665 Son! He called you son! 628 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,665 He called me son. 629 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,050 You're gonna get it all. 630 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:06,394 I'm gonna get it all. 631 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:07,719 Burl Smith, right? 632 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:08,473 Right. 633 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:10,604 Son of rosalyn Farnsworth Smith? 634 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:11,601 Right. 635 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:12,682 Born canton, Ohio, 636 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,937 the fourth daughter of Alden and Felicia Farnsworth 637 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,560 and granddaughter of Norman and Gretchen Farnsworth 638 00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:21,527 and great-granddaughter of Perry and Sheila Farnsworth, right? 639 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:23,359 Right. 640 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,744 We're not related. 641 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,616 I need a drink. 642 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,082 I'm sorry, that's just for the family. 643 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:46,877 Hi. 644 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,797 What did you do to your hair? 645 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,216 Don't you love it? 646 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:51,474 Is that a wig? 647 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,265 I know what I'm doing. 648 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:56,689 Uncle William's wife wore her hair like this. 649 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,149 Hope he remembers. 650 00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,689 How could he forget? 651 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,982 I'll be having nightmares about it for a year. 652 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,647 That's good news about your mother. 653 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:06,946 Mr. Farnsworth? 654 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,819 This party must sure make you sad. 655 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,276 What? 656 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,946 I mean, leaving your relatives all that money, 657 00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:16,365 and you ain't even gonna have the fun of seeing them spend it. 658 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:19,955 Well, who knows? Maybe I'll take it with me. 659 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,169 How are you doing? 660 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,836 Something's bothering us. 661 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,335 Oh? Champagne no good? 662 00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:32,177 No, uncle bill, it's not that. 663 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,523 It's -- well, bud and I have something 664 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,598 we've got to get off of our conscience. 665 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,024 We haven't been playing straight with you. 666 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,363 We know how you feel about divorce. 667 00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:43,768 Well, Jenny and I are divorced. 668 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,358 Since April the 11th. 669 00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:48,242 How long have you known? 670 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,860 Since April the 11th. 671 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:53,367 We want you to know that we're getting married again. 672 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,241 But only because we want to. 673 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:56,537 Ah, interesting. 674 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,790 Very interesting. 675 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,504 Hazel, frank. 676 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,417 Hello, uncle William. 677 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,545 Helen used to wear her hair just like that. 678 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:10,473 Really? 679 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:13,221 Yes. You have such a good memory, Hazel. 680 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,064 You've remembered so much about my wife -- 681 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,519 how she dressed, her favorite color, the perfume she used, 682 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,600 how she did her hair. 683 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:23,435 Well, I -- you see, I didn't mean to do anyth-- 684 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:25,442 but what you didn't know is that 685 00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:27,864 those were the only things I didn't like about Helen. 686 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,743 [ Pops ] 687 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:30,820 Oh! 688 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,865 Stop fidgeting, Eloise. 689 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:33,568 S-Sir? 690 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,697 She wasn't fidgeting. 691 00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:39,874 And I wish you'd stop saying that to the woman I love. 692 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:40,955 Golly. 693 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,630 Did you hear what I just said? 694 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,038 I did, and if you don't do something about it, 695 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:48,457 you're out of a job. 696 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,837 I love you, too, Wayne. 697 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,771 William... 698 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:01,979 Could I speak to you for a moment? 699 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,941 I don't know why not. 700 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:06,821 I have a confession to make -- 701 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:09,689 a very sordid confession. 702 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,953 I brought Jessica on the ship to... 703 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,912 You don't have to say any more. 704 00:42:16,992 --> 00:42:20,792 It's enough to know that you wanted to tell me about it. 705 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,541 Thank you. 706 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:23,922 And I didn't ruin your father. 707 00:42:23,999 --> 00:42:25,579 I loved him. 708 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,918 He was just a poor manager of money. 709 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,468 Quiet, everybody. 710 00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:36,850 I'd, uh, like to say a few words. 711 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:39,469 Hush up, everybody. Settle down. 712 00:42:39,556 --> 00:42:42,096 It's no secret to you, I'm sure, 713 00:42:42,184 --> 00:42:45,984 that I invited you on this cruise to check you out 714 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,863 before I revise my will. 715 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,780 And I have been doing some checking 716 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:53,449 and thinking and changing. 717 00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:58,199 Well, first, I think I ought to tell you that, uh, 718 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,294 I'm getting married. 719 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,499 [ All murmuring ] 720 00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:07,669 Yeah, I thought that would shake you up a bit. 721 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,301 And, uh... 722 00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:13,668 This is the beautiful lady that I'm marrying -- 723 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,217 Jessica halverson. 724 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:22,733 And I'm sure you're all wondering 725 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:25,848 how this affects you as my heirs. 726 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:29,516 I, uh, had decided to remember each one of you 727 00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:32,026 quite generously in my will. 728 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:34,239 But I've changed my mind. 729 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,160 [ All muttering ] 730 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,332 I'll tell you what. 731 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:44,369 When I came in here tonight, a very wise man said to me, 732 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:48,575 "it must make you sad leaving all your money to your relatives 733 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:52,167 when you won't have the fun of seeing them spend it." 734 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:55,884 So... 735 00:43:55,966 --> 00:44:01,216 You're out of my will -- all of you. 736 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,215 Because... 737 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,637 I am giving you the money now! 738 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:06,936 [ All cheering ] 739 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,776 I guess the joke's on me, Eloise. 740 00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:17,531 What do you mean, Wayne? 741 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,953 Well, I talked him into giving all of his money away. 742 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:23,373 Now he won't have any to pay me with. 743 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,872 Oh, Wayne. 744 00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:38,721 Welcome to Sydney, Australia, ladies and gentlemen, 745 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:41,261 one of the world's most magnificent harbors. 746 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:03,164 Uncle William, we've been thinking -- 747 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,332 if you already knew we were divorced, 748 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,701 why did you invite us on the cruise? 749 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,958 You fell in love again, didn't you? 750 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,750 To hear him talk, you'd think he knew it was gonna happen. 751 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:14,455 Oh, that's impossible. 752 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,045 Oh, millionaires can work miracles we poor folks can't. 753 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,761 Besides, they don't call this "the love boat" for nothing. 754 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,472 [ Laughs ] 755 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,223 Where's Julie? I haven't seen her since we docked. 756 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:27,305 Oh, she'll be joining us later. 757 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,891 Your dad let her go ashore. She had something to do. 758 00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:31,647 Oh. 759 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,511 David, thank you for bringing me here. 760 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,345 I just had to see this preserve one more time. 761 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,721 I know how you feel. 762 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:10,847 Yeah, Tony really loved this place. 763 00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:13,354 We both did. 764 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,857 You know, I don't know if Tony ever got any of my letters, but -- 765 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,519 he did. All of them. 766 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:21,488 They gave him a great deal of courage at the end. 767 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:29,285 Julie, you gave my brother a happiness he'd never had before. 768 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,838 I've got a great idea. 769 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:45,554 Why don't we just stay here the rest of our lives? 770 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:48,846 I can't think of a better way to spend the time. 771 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:53,062 Julie, are you okay? 772 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:57,023 David, I feel like I'm in Camelot. 773 00:46:57,105 --> 00:47:02,235 Don't let it be forgot that once there was a spot 774 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:07,369 for one brief, shining moment. 775 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,640 Do I have to wait until Eloise and me geet married to call you 776 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:29,720 “uncle willy”? 777 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,095 Eloise, I'm afraid with him around you'll 778 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,931 never stop fidgeting. 779 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,386 Isaac, you run a fine bar. 780 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:36,597 Thank you, sir. 781 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,937 And gopher, if it's any consolation, 782 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,772 I'm sorry we're not related. 783 00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:42,437 You've got spunk, I admire that. 784 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,396 Well, thank you Mr. Farnsworth. 785 00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:45,776 You call me uncle William. 786 00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:46,952 Bye-bye uncle William! 787 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,820 So long uncle William! 788 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,947 Get your own family. 789 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,419 Adam, have you seen Melanie? 790 00:47:57,499 --> 00:48:02,799 I'm sorry merrill, she was one of the first to leave the ship. 791 00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:06,259 I see. 792 00:48:06,341 --> 00:48:08,641 Can you pick me up at the botanical gardens 793 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:09,599 on the way to the airport? 794 00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:11,678 No problem. 795 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,680 Merrill! 796 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:05,109 Oh! 797 00:49:17,954 --> 00:49:20,254 When I first came on the ship, 798 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,922 you tried to run away and hide from me -- 799 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:25,051 from what you were feeling. 800 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:28,718 Today, when I left, I was trying to do the same thing. 801 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:29,839 So you came back. 802 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,505 Yes, merrill. 803 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:36,223 I came back to say goodbye to the man I love. 804 00:49:39,267 --> 00:49:42,597 Goodbye, merrill. 805 00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:51,611 Goodbye, Melanie. 806 00:50:31,611 --> 00:50:35,281 Seems we both have our memories from austalia. 807 00:50:41,371 --> 00:50:44,461 "I have not lost you -- 808 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:48,131 you are in my heart forever."